Somewhere deep inside the MythPrint Search Department sits one exhausted Results Assistant.
He's spent years patiently helping people find what they're looking for.
Then the prank searches began...
Armed with nothing but a fishing rod, a bucket of Probable Results, and rapidly declining optimism, he now spends his days retrieving answers from a mysterious search puddle while quietly judging humanity's search history.
Recent Searches Include:
can soup remember childhood
llama forklift emotional support tax form
is my sandwich legally a witness
Prank Query Detected.
Please stop summoning him.
Care Instructions
Wash cold.
Do not bleach.
Do not polish the goblin.
Matte despair finish is intentional.
Results are not guaranteed.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
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