Memory Foam™ – For Brains! | Retro Comic Tee

Tired of forgetting everything?
Finally... a memory aid you wear. Our vintage-style “Memory Foam™ – For Brains” tee delivers maximum recall with minimum FDA approval. Perfect for forgetful weirdos, retro comic lovers, and anyone who’s ever walked into a room and gone “Wait... why am I here?”

This classic zine-core graphic features our anxious poster boy mid-application of revolutionary brain foam technology. Now available in both Spray-On and Chewable Wedge formulas.

Features:

• Bold vintage halftone print

• High contrast type for easy reading (even during brain fog)

• Guaranteed 30% more recollection*

• Doctors probably don't recommend it. But they couldn't remember why.

Available in three collectible colors:
🟡 Natural
🟠 Autumn
🟢 Leaf

Wear it, remember it. Or don’t. That’s kind of the point.