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Do Not Attempt Complex Human Interaction Before Coffee
Do Not Attempt Complex Human Interaction Before Coffee
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$28.95 AUD
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Some mugs merely contain coffee. This one determines whether you are authorised to interact with another human being.
Consult the Interaction Readiness Scale, follow the restoration procedure and avoid complex conversation until essential language functions have returned. If symptoms persist, a second coffee may be authorised.
Finished in reassuring institutional black—as dark as your pre-coffee outlook—and designed for offices, meetings, mornings and other preventable emergencies.
SELECT REQUIRED RESTORATION CAPACITY
11 oz — Standard Human Restoration Device
Suitable for routine mornings, basic noun recovery and low-risk interpersonal contact.
15 oz — Industrial-Strength Rehumanisation Vessel
For severe pre-human conditions, prolonged meetings and emergency restoration of language functions.
CAUTION: Do not select capacity according to thirst. Select according to the anticipated degree of humanity required.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS
• Ceramic
• 11 oz: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) high × 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• 15 oz: 4.7″ (12 cm) high × 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• Lead- and BPA-free
• Glossy black finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Consult the Interaction Readiness Scale, follow the restoration procedure and avoid complex conversation until essential language functions have returned. If symptoms persist, a second coffee may be authorised.
Finished in reassuring institutional black—as dark as your pre-coffee outlook—and designed for offices, meetings, mornings and other preventable emergencies.
SELECT REQUIRED RESTORATION CAPACITY
11 oz — Standard Human Restoration Device
Suitable for routine mornings, basic noun recovery and low-risk interpersonal contact.
15 oz — Industrial-Strength Rehumanisation Vessel
For severe pre-human conditions, prolonged meetings and emergency restoration of language functions.
CAUTION: Do not select capacity according to thirst. Select according to the anticipated degree of humanity required.
PRODUCT SPECIFICATIONS
• Ceramic
• 11 oz: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) high × 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• 15 oz: 4.7″ (12 cm) high × 3.35″ (8.5 cm) diameter
• Lead- and BPA-free
• Glossy black finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
This cupboard essential is sturdy, sleek, and perfect for your morning java or afternoon tea.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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