Classification: Organised Family Activity
Status: Under Constant Supervision
Subjects have been observed maintaining household order through calm authority, strategic snack acquisition, and the occasional Dad Look™.
Known associates include:
Two suspiciously identical junior operatives.
One highly capable strategic adviser.
A mug confirming official Dad status.
No actual organised crime has been detected.
Probably.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
