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Coma Chamelion
Coma Chamelion
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COMA CHAMELION
Nature's most committed napper.
While lesser creatures merely sleep, the elusive Coma Chamelion has perfected the art of permanent rest. Hanging peacefully in its natural habitat, it has remained so still for so long that the rainforest has simply accepted the situation.
Medical support is now considered part of the ecosystem.
Observed characteristics:
• Heart rate: Probably.
• Diet: Extra Strength Naps™ (Slow Release).
• Hours asleep today: ✔ Yes.
• Will wake eventually.*
*Probably.
A premium tee for wildlife enthusiasts, professional nappers, and anyone who firmly believes tomorrow is an excellent day to be productive.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Nature's most committed napper.
While lesser creatures merely sleep, the elusive Coma Chamelion has perfected the art of permanent rest. Hanging peacefully in its natural habitat, it has remained so still for so long that the rainforest has simply accepted the situation.
Medical support is now considered part of the ecosystem.
Observed characteristics:
• Heart rate: Probably.
• Diet: Extra Strength Naps™ (Slow Release).
• Hours asleep today: ✔ Yes.
• Will wake eventually.*
*Probably.
A premium tee for wildlife enthusiasts, professional nappers, and anyone who firmly believes tomorrow is an excellent day to be productive.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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