Bird Life Field Testing

The experiment has begun.

After the unexpected success of BIRD LIFE, our Product Testing Division™ decided to answer the obvious question:

What happens if you actually wear it?

Field testing has produced one consistent result.

The birds depicted on the shirt immediately become aware of your presence and begin enthusiastic pursuit.

Coincidence?

Probably not.

Featuring the original Bird Life design worn by one very unfortunate volunteer, FIELD TESTING is the official sequel that turns the joke into a full-blown MythPrint incident report.

Perfect for bird lovers, collectors of questionable life choices, and anyone confident in their sprinting ability.

MYTHPRINT PRODUCT DISCLAIMER

WARNING: Wearing this garment WILL, not may, result in the birds depicted on the shirt suddenly chasing you.

MythPrint Studio accepts no responsibility for:

• Aggressive geese
• Intimidating crows
• Stolen hot chips
• Unexpected flapping
• Loss of dignity while sprinting
• Explaining the situation to park authorities

Field testing has confirmed these results.

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.